About CortezMontrellHZ
Erykah Badu:
Erykah Badu Nude
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Information:
Name: Erykah Badu
Born: 1971-02-26
Height: 1.52
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Filmography:
Pootie Tang (2001), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2003), House of D (2004), Brown Sugar (2002), The Cider House Rules: The Making of an American Classic (1999)
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Alice Evans:
Alice Evans Naked
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Information:
Name: Alice Evans
Born: 1971-08-02
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
Save Angel Hope (2007), Ragazze di Piazza di Spagna, Le (1998), The Chris Isaak Show (2004), Mauvaise passe (1999), Best of Both Worlds (2001)
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Faith Ford:
Faith Ford
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Information:
Name: Faith Ford
Born: 1964-09-14
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Hope & Faith (2005), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2008), The 43rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1991), Today (2008), Rachael Ray (2007)
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Mads Mikkelsen:
Mads Mikkelsen Naked
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Information:
Name: Mads Mikkelsen
Born: 1965-11-22
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Elsker dig for evigt (2002), Zulu Awards '07 - Den røde løber (2007), King Arthur (2004), Meyerheim (0), Die Tür (2009)
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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It
wanted to get to the other site !
CecilloIzaakqG
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
MalcomBaldsK
How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
DankoDevdl
"Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place the bag over
your own mouth and nose before assisting children or
other adults
acting like children."
BogieMurpheyOL
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind,
the pig vane keeps pointing toward
the feed trough.
AzaiDelaneZh
- Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close
the windows you answer
with "Please wait while your computer shuts
down"...
AmouxAnastasiusGJ
Teacher: Where is the English Channel
?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
AngeloDolphusob
Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They're always switching their tails!
LeithMitchKP
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is
the difference?
Stella: That's what I say, what's the
difference`?
BenedettoCinnardKr
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to check it 100
times, one for each watt.
UllokFytchjE